Last weeks non-league paper reported oxfordunited-mad.net as having the most 'bizarre' story of the week!

Stuart Hammond a columnist and former non-league player reported on the story regarding Chris Carruthers and the pasta incident. His story even sparked a comment from U's boss Chris Wilder;

''Pasta! That's too healthy," Wilder explains. "If he'd jumped in at the bar and nicked the last pint in the barrel, there might be some truth in it!"

Stuart Hammond, we salute you!